On another note entirely, I’m seriously thinking about boarding Vogue over the winter.
At least then I could be ready for half of the shows next year.
If I get another customer that flashes me the backside of their card without telling me if it’s debit or credit or a goddamn giftcard and then gets pissy at me for not knowing what it is I will flip some shit.
where’s the homestuck.
i demand homestuck.
Helmet girl is back and stupider than ever.
I really worry about future riders when I see the comments on her videos….. oh my lord.
Goddamn. That’s the worst riding I’ve ever…
But what I don’t get is why she’s wearing a xcountry vest but not a helment?
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
the better question is how this wasn’t a movie.