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  • On another note entirely, I’m seriously thinking about boarding Vogue over the winter. 

    At least then I could be ready for half of the shows next year. 

  • If I get another customer that flashes me the backside of their card without telling me if it’s debit or credit or a goddamn giftcard and then gets pissy at me for not knowing what it is I will flip some shit. 

  • Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

    cutevictim:

    marilynmay:

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    where’s the homestuck.

    i demand homestuck. 

    (Source: bellamybake, via warmbloodz)

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  • judgemyride:

    Rob would like to see this rider do one thing…
    http://www.judgemyride.net/jumper-ring/408797.html

    rebloggin’ because I know that place. 

    (via hunterjumpersismylife)

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  • fantablious:

    Here’s Vogue up by that 3’ log! We did a 8km hack with about 360m of elevation change. Needless to say I was impressed with her today, she was still keen to go! 

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  • fantablious:

     One of the few clearings on the mountain.

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  • fantablious:

    Island 22 September 2012. Pre-Training. 

    Dressage went super well. X-country was a mesh. There were crowds and there’s never crowds. And stadium was the best. 

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  • fantablious:

    Canadian National Rally - The Show Jump Round!

    We had done the dressage and cross country portions earlier in the day. I had a run-out and a couple time penalties for a total of 10.7 penalty points. Other than that, it was a great way to end the competition day!

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  • heteroh:

    thebabbagepatch:

    holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

    man i got one of those big inflatable pools from kmart :/

    goals.

    (Source: sizvideos)

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  • paperscissorsrocky:

    soundtrack-for-lovers:

    holstiner:

    menagerieofchaos:

    varsityrider:

    menagerieofchaos:

    Helmet girl is back and stupider than ever.

    I really worry about future riders when I see the comments on her videos….. oh my lord.

    …..

    Goddamn. That’s the worst riding I’ve ever…

    Link?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en_HI2YbMyg&list=UUmAXruiyzpv2qNu3JhOoeKw

    But what I don’t get is why she’s wearing a xcountry vest but not a helment?

    wtf.

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  • theprincessandtheponies:

    3deventing:

    love how this is a great display of eye ahead during the jump…this is Charla again…RIP baby

    That release tho

    Perfection

    (via bridleup)

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  • justanotherhorsecrazykid:

    Love this mare so much more then anything else. She was a superstar today. She felt so confident and forward today. I had so much fun jumping her, one of my favourite rides. 

    (via hunterjumpersismylife)

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  • dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    the better question is how this wasn’t a movie.

    (via heteroh)

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